Bill Gates at the pearly

Bill Gates at the pearly gate

“Well, Bill,” said God, “I’m really confused on this one. I’m not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you enormously
helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world,
and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I’m going to do something I’ve
never done before. I’m going to let you decide where you want to go!”

Mr. Gates replied, “Well, thanks, God. What’s the difference between
the two?”
God said, “You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help
you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?” “Sure!” said Bill. “Let’s go!”

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the
water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining
and the temperature was as perfect! Bill said, “This is great! If this
is Hell, I can’t wait to see Heaven!”
To which God replied, “Let’s go!” and off they went.

Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels
drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as
enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered
his decision. “God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell.” “As you
desire,” said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming
among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by
demons. “How ya doin’, Bill?” asked God.
Bill responded with anguish and despair. “This is awful! This is not
what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women
playing in the water?”

“Oh THAT!” said God. “That was the screen saver!”

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